CORE Cast
Al Willis, a vertically (and horizontally) large, man who teaches Social Studies but should be a comedian.
Derek Nash, a black haired, tall, lean, pale, peculiar, yet good-looking gentleman who teaches Drama (of all things).
Dolly Coombs, a thin, pale, red-head (strawberry blonde) lady who teaches art, and is very in touch with her sexuality.
Frank Savino, a tall, beefy, Italian American man who teaches Spanish (referred to as the O.G. King of Staten Island).
Jake Michaels, a tall, cut, light-eyed, fair-skinned dream man who teaches literature and is humble (though he has everything going for him).
Mitchell Prescott, an extremely buff, tan male who teaches Physical Education
and suffers from being stuck in the 80’s.
Steven Archibald, a skinny man, who teaches Science while managing his affliction, “Architis.”
Wallace Scarsdale, an in-shape (for his age), older fellow who teaches History (while coping with today’s societal changes).
May Bright, an optimistic, girl-next-door type woman who is excited to be Chatsworth High’s brand new Guidance Counselor.
supporting cast
Dylan James, a very short but jacked, overly aggressive man (who takes the disciplinarian aspect of his Assistant Principal job’s description just a smidge too seriously).
Felipe Rojas Santiago, an awkward, skinny male, who holds the position of principal (not powerfully, but pansy).
Laurie Anderson, a short, hunched, very-old looking woman, who (while being hard of hearing but sweeter than pie) is one of the two receptionists.
Lissa Roca, a big-boned, sarcastic, spoiled, New Yorker woman, who is the school librarian (because Daddy on the School Board got her the job).
Mary Savino, a short, feisty and testy woman who teaches Home-Ec.
Mike Brinkles, an extremely smart (Ivy league educated), talented
male who chooses to be a Janitor/Maintenance Man because “hey,
it’s easy livin’.”
Harry “Phillip” Vindaloo, an intimidating, clever man, who has made being a Lunch Man not only a craft, but a trade.
Rochelle Dixon, a tall, intimidating, straightforward, short-haired, woman who is obnoxiously blunt on the outside but with a good heart on the inside and is one of the two receptionists.
Teddy Wong, a witty, extremely likable, male, who proudly teaches Math (because he genuinely loves it with every fiber of his being).
Tiffany Nibley, a petite, fair-skinned, blonde woman, who is a substitute teacher (while still holding onto her head-cheerleader glory days for dear-life).
Val Scarsdale, an “Angel Woman,” who teaches Pre-School (being everyone’s picture-perfect grandma).
Willow Ray, a hip, one-of-a-kind, 80’s-type, goth chick who is the school nurse.
Additional cast
Gianna, a snobby, overachiever, girl student.
Jesse, an aloof, female student (the school drug dealer).
Kenady, a unique girl student, who wears an anime shirt.
Kyle, a bony, average, male student who might as well be transparent.
Lily, a typical high school girl who wears a typical top.
Piper, an overbearing, promiscuous, not-the-brightest, girl student.
The School “Cop,” a chubby, almost bald man who gets paid to be the school cop (but never leaves his car).
